Here are the top 10+100 Impressive Love Messages For Her. By her, I mean your girlfriend. Get ready for an exciting time guys.
Let’s talk to you about women a bit. They are emotional beings. With them, your words do matter. You have to say the right things at the right time in the right way.
There was something my good friend Enigma once said; “You have to talk to ladies like they are the best thing after fresh hot bread”.
Don’t mind my friend, he truly is an Enigma.
But it’s the truth brothers! I had to learn and still learning about the appropriate way to talk to women. The sad part is we can never learn it all.
Take out of my knowledge today and put it to good use. Are women really that confusing though?
Yes!
This necessitates the need for this post. Read it, understand it, become it.
That’s a “Thanos-esque” line, right? Maybe we’d have to consult him too (haha).
These 10+100 love messages would guide you on the things to say to her. It has 99.9% potency assurance. I won’t give you a hundred per cent so I don’t see comments like, “You lied!”
The moment of truth is here guys. The ladies have no idea what is about to hit them. You now have the infinity stones at your disposal.
Y’all Ready?
10 Love Messages That Would Make Her Smile
Let’s get to it.
1. “I am sorry”
I’m not kidding you. This is one of the best things you can say that would bring out the smile from your girlfriend.
She’s probably angry or worried about something and if you say it that way, “I-am-sorry”. It shows sincerity and a pretentious openness to change.
Don’t just say sorry. You’ll anger them further.”
2. “I love you”
Show me a woman that doesn’t smile at those words from someone she likes and I’ll show you a man in a wig. It’s the kryptonite of women who love you.
They want to hear it time after time and consistently. Write it on the table of your heart.
I love you should come from a place of thoughtfulness, understanding and trust. If you say it falsely, it will have a disastrous ending later on.
3. “I’ll take a Million Dollars because you are the prettiest girl in the world”
Usually, there has to be a prompt before you can say such a statement. She has to ask you, “Babe, if you had to pick between me and getting nothing and the prettiest girl in the world and getting a million dollars, what would you pick”
(Community Note: Logically, the response should be picking the prettiest girl and getting one million dollars and you can revamp the life of your babe and yourself. But women don’t respond to logic)
I have found a loophole though. Now you can ask her the question and answer yourself. Like this…
“Babe, if I had to pick between… I’ll pick you”. Feel me?
4. “I don’t even want to think about what life would be like without you.”
Probably less stressful, more peaceful, reduced expenses but all those don’t matter. Your woman matters more.
5. “I miss you”
Remember when I said, it’s about saying the right thing in the right way with women?
Saying I miss you can fall on deaf ears and angry faces if you say it wrongly. But, if said right, unexpectedly and truly, the effect is truly amazing.
They go red like a tick filled with blood.
6. “What do you want to eat?”
Unbelievable uhn?
Women are foodies! Most women though, I shouldn’t sound stereotypical. Usually, she likes to nibble and chew on food that would never get her satisfied. She just wants a busy mouth.
The only time this trick won’t work is if she has cramps. She only wants to eat you then. (I don’t mean that sexually).
Watch as her face glows next when you ask this.
7. “You are right”
It doesn’t matter what the scenario is, saying your lady is right is part of the First Amendment of the Constitution.
If she’s telling you about a crazy day she had, she’s right, if she’s complaining about something you did, she’s right, if you don’t know what she’s talking about, she’s also right.
Keep these at the back of your mind every day. I need to take my advice too.
8. “I got this for you”
Apart from food, gifts are another way to get to the heart of your woman. It might be as small as a sticky sweet. It’s the thought that counts.
I recommend it.
9. “Bills On Me”
I’ll get a few nods and smiles from the ladies on that one. I’m sure they love it. Bills on me is the one thing you can say without context and ladies would have the same answer to it – A big blinding smile.
I’m angry with you – Bills on me?
I had a tough day at work – Bills on me?
My cramps are so hard on me – Bills on me?
I need some new shoes – Bills one Me
You don’t validate my feelings – Bills on Me?
It works like Charm Brothers.
10. Nothing
Now this is an option that is still a hypothesis. I have gotten various reactions from women when i keep quiet when they complain.
Some smile and take it that I have heard, some bite at me for being nonchalant. Whichever reaction you get, I’d love to hear about it.
Now, let’s look at….
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50 Thoughtful Love Messages For Her
Here we have less original and more generic messages for her. Careful, so your romantic is not mistaken for corny. It’s a very thin line separating those two.
1. I was just thinking about how wonderful you are. I thought you should know.
2. I really never thought I’d feel this way about someone. But then you came along.
3. You’ve made me believe in soul mates. Sometimes I look at you and can’t believe you’re with me.
4. What did I do to deserve you?
5. God was probably just showing off by creating someone like you.
6. Every day of my life, every hour and minute, my heart is beating your name.
7. When you look into my eyes, you will find me there. But when you look into my heart, you will find yourself.
10. It feels like heaven to know that we are together.
11. I never knew how it felt to have butterflies all around my stomach before you came into my life, and now I experience it every single day.
12. Life without you is so not worth living. I only feel happy and complete when you are with me.
13. Being with you, talking with you and laughing with you, that’s what I enjoy most.
14. Every time I see your gorgeous face and look into your amazing eyes, I fall in love with you more and more.
15. You are more than just beautiful – you are gorgeous, charming, and magnificent.
16. You complete me, and right now, I could not wish for a better life partner.
17. You are a better part of me and my second half.
18. Without you, I would be lost.
19. Believe me when I say that I have my eyes on you and no other, living or dead.
20. Everything you do adds to my happiness, subtracts from my sadness, and multiplies my joy!
21. If I were to spell out my favourite thing in the world, I’d spell “Y-O-U.”
22. I can feel your heart thumping aloud merrily for me. That’s how it should be, my love.
23. Trust me with your heart, for I will be long dead before anything I do makes you cry or weep bitterly.
24. After all is said and done, I am convinced that you belong to me. (Ecclesiastes Chapter?)
25. I wish I was your mirror so that I could look at you every morning.
26. You’re so hot, I get a tan every time I look at you.
27. You were amazing last night. Imagine what it would be like if it wasn’t just in my dreams.
28. Sweet dreams… I hope I’m in them.
29. I really like our friendship, but I was thinking… Do you want to make it more?
30. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk past you again?
31. You’re already on my mind, and I’ve only just woken up.
32. Do you have a to-do list? If so, put me on it.
33. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
34. I’m a bit like a Rubik’s cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.
35. I understand you don’t want any more children, but is there any chance we can at least practice tonight?
36. The best thing about a keyboard is that U and I are together.
37. Don’t tire yourself out at work. You’ll need some energy for later.
38. I’m trying my best to fall asleep, but I just can’t stop thinking about you.
39. At night time I sleep dreaming of you, and in the daytime, I dream of sleeping with you.
40. You looked so beautiful the last time I saw you, that I forgot my pickup line.
41. Do your feet hurt? Because you’ve been wandering around my thoughts all day.
42. You looked great today. I know I didn’t see you, but I know you look great every day.
43. Send me a picture so I can send Santa my wish list.
43. If Van Gogh had you as a subject, the sunflowers would have gone in the trash.
44. Here’s to hoping your day consists of green traffic lights, the fastest line at the supermarket and all the quickest routes that will bring you straight back into my arms.
45. On a beautiful day like this, the only thing that could improve it is having you by my side.
46. A hundred miles away and you’re still here right in my heart.
47. Do you know any good cardiologists, my heart skips a beat every time I think of you.
48. Don’t listen to your friends, listen to your heart.
49. Are you free… For the rest of your life?
50. God created the world in six days, and rested on the seventh, but it took him thousands of years to produce someone as perfect as you.
These 50 are useful when you want to unconsciously send mile waves to her head.
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50 Naughty Messages That Would Make Her Legs Weak
These messages are what you call “hotspots”. You better pray her wi-fi is on. Here are 50 Naughty Messages That Would Make Her Legs Weak.
- I don’t like sitting here at work when I could be at home doing sexy things to you.
- I have a surprise for you later tonight; I think you’re going to like it!
- Why can’t I just be lying beside you in bed instead of studying/working?
- Do you want a back massage, a foot massage, or both?
- If I could only wear three items of clothing or less tonight, what would you choose for me?
- I just laid in bed for the last hour thinking about you, guess what I was doing!
- I love playing with your hair and your…
- I’d put on music, but I don’t want to drown out the sounds of your sexy little moans.
- I cleaned the kitchen today, so I’d have room to make love to you on the table.
- Your body looks just as amazing in those sweatpants as it does in your little black dress.
- Don’t stop me once you feel aroused, because I’m planning on making you feel euphoric today.
- I can’t wait to kiss every part of your body.
- Do you care if my tongue is between your legs when you wake up in the morning?
- I can’t decide what part of your body is more delicious. Give me another taste.
- Your mind is just as sexy as your tight little body.
- I bought some handcuffs and a blindfold. Should I put them on you or me?
- I want to hear you breathing in my ear when I make you feel oh-so-good!
- I baked you some dessert, so you can eat it while I eat you.
- Do you want to have sex in bed or in the bath I just made you?
- Tonight is going to be about pleasure and pain.
- All I want to do is see your beautiful body naked right now.
- 3. I don’t know what’s wrong with me, I’m so addicted to you.
- You have the most perfect body I’ve ever seen.
- I can’t get enough of your pussy.
- All my dick wants right now is to be inside of your warm pussy.
- Why doesn’t your body have its own Instagram account?
- You’ve been driving me crazy, so I’m going to have to spank you for that.
- I can’t wait to taste your sweet pussy.
- You just get sexier by the day.
- I’ve had enough of sending sexy texts! I need to taste that body of yours.
- Everywhere we go, you’re the sexiest woman in the room.
- I would do anything to fuck you right now.
- Your tits are the best thing I’ve ever put in my mouth, well, second best after your pussy.
- I can’t wait to kiss every inch of your body.
- You’re the only woman that can make my dick so hard.
- You want to torture me, don’t you?
- I love the sound of your moans when I’m eating you out. They make me so hard.
- You make me so horny, I feel like a wild animal right now.
- My fingers miss just how wet your pussy makes them when I finger you.
- I want to run my fingers over your body instead of sitting here texting you.
- I want you to sit on my table after dinner so I can eat you for dessert.
- I don’t know what I love more, kissing you, fucking you, or eating you out.
- Every time I see you, I want to kiss you every second, on every part of your body.
- Leave your panties behind at my place when you come over tonight.
- I wish I could undress you right now, and touch you all over.
- I heard you like surprises… There’s a naughty one waiting for you in the bedroom.
- You should be arrested for being so sexy, you know? I’m going to handcuff you the next time I see you.
- Can’t wait till you get here so I can pin you to the wall while I kiss you.
- I love feeling your soft silky skin against me
- Just imagine that I’m with you on your bed right now – what do you want to do first?
And that’s that on today’s episode of me and my writing guys.
My Last Words
What can I say?
You need to sharpen your wits and tact to be able to say things that would please women. The secret is, no one is born that good.
We all end up adapting after series of harsh looks and angry faces from ladies.
Learn from me.
